I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
All I want is dick and wine.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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