Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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