You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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