fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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