we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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