Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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