And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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