I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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