I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Farmville is her only friend.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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