we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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