Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize