I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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