you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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