This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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