You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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