You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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