can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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