STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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