9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
