Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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