its not stalking. its research.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I need moral support for this bender
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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