i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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