Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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