i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
