Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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