I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
