I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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