do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.