Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you never un-have a 4some