You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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