She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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