You made me cry and you don't even care
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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