dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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