R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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