why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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