Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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