If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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