she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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