i just google imaged poop.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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