I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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