She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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