Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
