so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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