You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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