ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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