can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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