trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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