Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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