just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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