I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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