Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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