it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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