her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
