just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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