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• (206): View more from Washington

  It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?

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• (408): View more from California

  I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi

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  so I peed on it

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby

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• (408): View more from California

  Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.

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