This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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