i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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