Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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